Today is when Karma struck, damnit. The morning was already
scheduled to suck since it both started ridiculously early and occurred at the
doctor's office. Why oh why would anyone think it is a good idea to give me,
remember exorcist, an 8:30 am appointment at an office that is an hour walk
from my dorm? It was a mistake that they regretted. Once I was there I was
asked about five times if I had eaten anything that morning. No I haven't
because you told me last time that when you have to take blood tests I can't
eat anything six hours prior to the appointment. Right, but are you sure that
you haven't eaten? They just wanted me to kill them. I also had been told weeks
in advance not to drink anything before the appointment as well. That was a
load of croque. The first thing they asked me, apart from whether or not I had
had breakfast, was to give them a urine sample. With what? You dolts told me
not to drink anything either! I was directed to a fountain where I downed my
weight in water. A nurse then took my blood, yippee. After that I waited about
ten minutes before providing the urine sample. Unlike the states, the French
prefer you to fill small test-tubes rather than a plastic cup. Great, time to
play alchemist with my own fluids. I forked the tub of pee over and left. I
wondered to the library, to kill time before lunch, and was once again
approached by the inconvenient French boy. Why does he always show up when I
want to be left alone? I'm pretty sure that frowning at a computer screen with
a pen in your mouth, habit of mine, doesn't say "hey let's talk". So I
used a strong skill of mine, I ignored him. Ok I wasn't that rude, I did say
bonjour, and performed the overly personal cheek-to-cheek greeting, but after
he sat down I gave him the cold shoulder. Call me cruel but I am human, if I'm
working on something just leave me be. That's right, I was actually doing
something productive. I was working on a chapter of a story that I've been
creating bit by bit over the years. When I'm in the zone, I not only will ignore
someone, I just won't care. After a few hours of typing and pen chewing I
abandoned the library and Toine for lunch. My meal was terrible. I had
foolishly grabbed a pizza lunch that was not only bizarre, it wasn't even
edible. Let's see what would make a good pizza. Oh I know, cabbage and lamb
with creme sauce. Just sounds divine. Kill me, kill me, please kill me. I did
eat my sides, some salad and a few rolls, but it was not enough to satisfy my
hunger. I also had started to feel a bit odd, slightly dizzy. That's when karma
bit me, and it bit hard. At three thirty I had my FLE civilization class with
M. Martel. On most days this would have been fine, I tend to enjoy that class.
But today, I was groggy, starving, and had to fight to keep awake. Once it was
over, and I was back in the dorm, I cooked a giant meal for myself, but was
sniffling the whole time. I really should've taken that hand sanitizer at
Subway, or at least have knocked on wood.
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