Saturdays! Thank you for being Saturday. And yet, damnit
all! I have so much research to do today. Of course it is all my fault since I
procrastinated until this weekend to do my work that is due next week. Seven
bucks says I stop researching before twenty minutes has past. Ha, now all of
you owe me seven bucks, preferably euros. I stopped researching after seventeen
minutes. My attention span is incredible. Well sucks to be me I suppose. Good thing
that poison (monster) and pain au chocolat (pain au chocolat) exist in the
world. They make the perfect combo snack for the docks. Not for research,
obviously. No they are perfect for the days of facebook and youtube and napping
on my keyboard. Crap! Not again!!! Why I do keep falling asleep on Rikki? Oh,
that would because my bed sucks and Rikki's keyboard in nice and warm. So
snuggly. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Meh, huh?
Crap, face-typed again. Ahem, after sleeping on my electronic pillow and
softening my brain with youtube, I returned to the dorm in order to become
ready for a party. Yes, haven't gone to one of those in a long time! The party
was at the containers or the Brazilian quarters. They aren't all Brazilian,
just most of them are. The party was alright, not especially lame not
especially cool. Oh c'mon, don't give me that look audience. In order for a
party to be cool it has to achieve certain
goals. Since I am such a kind person I will list them for you.
1. Music
(that doesn't suck like K-mart)
2. Well
dressed girls (lots of queens)
3.
Attractive men who are quiet yet brilliant (Raymond)
4.
Organized snack area (maple syrup on the table)
5.
Attractive men who smell good (Charlie)
At this party only two of those five requirements were met,
thus the party was not cool. It wasn't completely lame either, two goals were
met, but when there are no attractive guys it might as well be an ice scream
social at parent night. The snack area was also not organized/none existent.
The after party was decent though, I had a lot of fun. My friends, minus Paula
and Kate, and I went to the club. Coyote club to be exact. Wanna know what
happened there? Mary danced for hours and it was awesome! I only danced with my
friends and just enjoyed myself. I had some offers from random French boys, but
I wanted to pass the night away with my friends. Those boys, they were
rejected, Chicago style. I don't know what that means actually, probably
bluntly? Cause I just told them "no" while smiling like a jackass. Ah
I love me. Sometimes it's good to just have a night with wholesome fun such as
dancing with your friends. Around two Lucas, a foreign student who lives in my
dorm, and I walked back to the residence. Remember ladies, always have an
escort home, never journey alone. Although I fall asleep on my keyboard
frequently, it does not disable me from having a good time.
P.S. Rain Man is awesome.
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