Oh the weather outside is frightful. Meh rain is rain, such
is Paris. Blue Planet wasn't any better in the morning, in fact it was once
again worse. My poor little cellphone was on the brink of death, and since the
modern world only needs one outlet per room above a random bed on the wall
according to the dipshit brothers that run Blue Planet, I wasn't able to charge
it during the night. I forgot the charger in my backpack, and after a huge
breakfast at a nearby cafe, that is very delicious, I returned to Blue Planet
and asked for my room key. The response I received was irritating. The man,
though he's much more comparable to a worm, looked at me and said, "Could
you turn around and read?" I did because 60% of the time I'm an idiot who falls
for crap like that. Behind me was a small sign that stated the rooms were
closed from 11 am - 3 pm for cleaning. Wow what bullshit and what attitude. I
spun around and gave him my famous "I can and may kill you" face. He
seemed less cheeky. My response, "I just need my cellphone charger from my
backpack. I think that's reasonable." He sighed and asked for my room
number. When I told him, he said that the key had never been returned. What a croque.
I then reminded him that there were two other girls in that room and that it
might be possible that one of them has the other key. After this he looked at
me, looked at the cameras, sighed, and looked back at me only to say, "the
room is being cleaned, be quick." No problem sir, I enjoyed making certain
hand signs at the various security cameras. By the way, these guys are somewhat
perverted with the amount of cameras they have scattered all over the place.
Maybe if they spent more funding on hygiene rather than creeping on their
guests, they'd have a better business. Also just because you're family owned
doesn't mean you're friendly; two Parisian bastards equals poor environment. By
the way audience, I plan to verbally destroy them on the review, and I mean
destroy. They messed with the wrong English major. Yeah, yeah I know, doesn't seem
like a lot but words can hurt. Especially when it's a review that’s posted on
the key website where you receive all of your business. Back to Paris, so I did
successfully grab my phone charger from the room. Kate and I left right after,
no use sticking around that rat's nest, to the Champs d'Elysée for some window
shopping. It was pretty awesome, sides the weather. As I said earlier it was
raining, normally this isn't a problem except that Kate and I didn't have any
umbrellas with us. Oops, again travel space issues. We hopped from store to
store, that worked rather well, and ended up in Starbucks with some Mark's and
Spencer's blueberry muffins. Why Starbucks? Pumpkin spiced coffee of course!
Now in the States I can't stand Starbucks for two reasons; price and queue.
But, the rest of the world sadly does
not have Dunkin Donuts, I miss you DnD I really do. After our lovely luncheon
along the Champs d'Elycée Kate and I hopped a few metros to meet Paula! What
was Paula doing in Paris? Well Paris is kind of Paula's "thing" her
dojo almost. In this city she feels happy and at peace, almost a vacation from
the troubles in Le Havre. Ha, well she was there to meet us for dinner since we
were going to dine with a special guest. However, that's a few hours in the
future. At the moment we decided to explore the theatrical area of Odéons. What
a neighborhood. I have never seen so many bookstores in once place before! Also
it had very quizzical, yes quizzical, costume shops. They weren't to Kate's liking
since they were composed of masquerade masks. They had the really creepy ones
with the hooked noses, something out of the Thief Lord. Anyhow we went there to
go to the Luxemburg Gardens, but the gates were locked. Apparently they close
at sunset, rats. We decided to explore the area a bit more before leaving for
Place D'Opera. Why there? Why not! It was another place to explore, though unfortunately
we only had about twenty minutes there since we had to make a dinner
appointment. Funny thing about that, we were to meet him at Gare de Lyon which
we did but it wasn't Kate who found him. She was searching for him everywhere
too. Heh, I was the one who flagged dear Jonathan down. It isn't had to spot a
suit in that area of Paris. We all we happy to see one another, after all it
had been over a month since our last encounter. He even brought a few gifts,
how charming. Mine was well suited I might add, Canadian maple syrup. Anyhow
after the gush of greetings we waltzed on over to a restaurant, in fact the
very restaurant we had eaten in the last time. There commenced conversation, what a
surprise between college students. Although, Jonathan did do me a favor. Since
I am an adult-child, there are certain aspects of my personality that relate to
elementary behavior, hence the child part. Basically I am very amused by magic
tricks, especially playing card magic tricks. He performed one for me and like
a child I started to giggle in amazement. It was only later upon reflection
did I realize that reaction was embarrassing for my age. Oh well, still an
adult-child. Sadly Paula had to leave early since she needed to return to Le
Havre. We all wished her well before she hopped onto the final train. Afterwards
Kate, Jonathan, and I enjoyed a few drinks at a local pub before calling it a
night. Ever the gentlemen Jonathan escorted Kate and me to Blue Planet,
ensuring our safe return. Though with Blue Planet, I'm not so certain that
safety is always guaranteed. Cleanliness definitely isn't! Still, it was a long
frustrating but fascinating and in the end enjoyable day. Let's hope tomorrow
is less radical.
Champs de what now.
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God love you. Thank you for the shout out.
Thank you my faithful editor
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